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Setting My Thoughts Free: Adventure Time Subtext...

Holy shit. I know this might be old news to some of you, but I just learned that the show Adventure Time is actually set in a post-apocalyptic future in which Finn is the last un-mutated human on earth. The “Great Mushroom War” refers to nuclear war. These pictures definitely confirm foul…

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Anonymous asked: Hi jared again, I left squidley a message but I doubt he will respond, I know I am becoming a pain, but could you see if he is receiving my questions. He must of put two and two together by now about my name and my messages and that I have been ignored for over a month. Please do whatever you can. And I am terribly sorry for this all.

((I’ll check now.))

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Anonymous asked: Hi jared again, sorry I'm late, very long day, anyway have you seen squidley's reply to your message? To me it's kinda vague, I don't know if he means he forgives me and is willing to talk to me again or doesn't, he didn't answer my two questions last night at least yet. It probably doesn't help matters as I have aspergers and I need a good straight answer, I would hate to possibly upset him, but can you see if he is getting my messages, is he growing bored with my conversations or to busy?

((I think he just doesn’t remember you, sorry.)) :(

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The best asks, ever.

1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

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Anonymous asked: How long is your fur Nicole?

It’s pretty long for a cat, I’d say the thickness is about an Inch long, maybe shorter.

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Anonymous asked: Do you know any niggers Nicole?

Woah, woah! Anon? That’s pretty offensive to some people. Maybe you should say African Americans or Blacks. I will not see the “N” word come out of anyones mouth. But yes, I even see rainbow colored people sometimes.

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Anonymous asked: Hey Nicole, why does Gumball only have 2 whiskers on one side instead of 3 whiskers?

He’s still young, so his last whisker isn’t going to descend yet.

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Anonymous asked: Do you think that cleaning yourself with your tongue is gross Nicole?

Not at all, cats have small claws on their tongue to catch the loose fur that you clean off, so no mess.

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Anonymous asked: Hi Nikki and Nicole!

Nikki: Yo Anon.

Nicole: Hi Anon.

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Anonymous asked: How are you Nikki?